Kaotipping
Excerpted from Liber Hik,
Interconnected Copyleft - 3172,
K 337, All rights reversed.

The name, by definition, involves 5 basic elements.

1. Heavy drinking
2. Outrageous bragging
3. Falling down
4. The actual tipping of the Kao
5. Laughing like a ‘muthafuka’

Preparations:

1. Paper Sigil, its name, & SOI
2. Chalice (filled with appropriately strong drink)
3. An Open Flame.
4. Wholly Pentangle of the Sacred Kao.
5. Magickal Artifact (Preferably an OJIC.)

Rubric:

0. Banish using any method.

1. Boast & Toast the Pentangle – Give SOI

2. Draw a beam down to the sigil, tracing three times.
a. Recite the formula: OBDAXAZONGAGA XIQAL (glyph)!

3. Begin whirling and chanting mantram: “Easy Girl, Easy…”
a. Slowly increase both mantra and whirl-speed
b. At top speed, chant in ½ time: “E-Z! E-Z! E-Z!” until gnosis.

4. When ‘Voided’, immediately stop whirling.
a. Slap hands upon sigil, palms down and fingers touching.
b. Push the power into the glyph, and visualize appropriately.
c. Scream: OBDAXAZONGAGA XIQAL (glyph)! DAO GOJUK OXO UGKANC!

5. Slump to the floor.
a. Upon return, burn sigil.
b. Give the formula: Got’cha Y’Bast’d!
c. Also: All Hail She-What-Done-It-All! IO UDINBAK! Hail Eris!
d. Banish with Laughter.